S02E01 - Midterms

No: 9  |   Season: 2   Episode: 1  |   Air Date: 14-Apr-13  

Jesus, I can feel my virginity growing back in here.Jesus, I can feel my virginity growing back in here.

Summary

Selina's party does poorly in the midterm election, though Selina has a successful campaign, which she attempts to leverage into greater influence for herself. A presidential strategist named Kent Davison (Gary Cole), with whom Selina has a troubled history, returns from an absence. Selina is assigned responsibility for foreign relations.

Director and Writers

Director: Christopher Morris
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Will Smith
Teleplay by: Will Smith

Quotes

Statistician 1: You're like Neo.
Dan: Wow.
Selina: What's a Neo?
Statistician 1: He's from The Matrix. Everything he does is awesome.
Statistician 2: The first movie. The sequels sucked.
Jonah: Guys, we agreed to let The Matrix debate lie.
Dan: Jesus, I can feel my virginity growing back in here.

Sue: Marion, listen very closely. You have as much chance of getting the Vice President on your show as you have of getting your husband to leave that cheerleader. (pause) Yes, Marion, we're all aware of that. Good-bye.

Selina: (very tired, hearing she has interviews to do) Oh, God.
Gary: Okay, I got coffee, I got ginseng, I got protein bars. You want some of those?
Selina: No.
Gary: No?
Selina: I need that stuff that junkies use. You know, when it takes a cop 15 bullets to put him down.

Amy: (to her sister) You have three kids by two different guys, maybe your last word should've been "no."

Dan Egan: (regarding Kent Davison) The Pol Pot of pie charts! Wow, that guy is ruthless!

Ben Cafferty: (regarding Kent Davison) He's got ice in his semen.

Selina: Okay, folks, Kent Davison is back. So, number one: what are we gonna do about it? Number two: why am I telling you this news? And number three: would you please hang up the phone because I'm the f**king Vice President of the United States and I have something to say.

Notes and Trivia

None

Goofs

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Cast

StarringJulia Louis-DreyfusSelina Meyer
StarringAnna ChlumskyAmy Brookheimer
StarringTony HaleGary Walsh
StarringReid ScottDan Egan
StarringTimothy SimonsJonah Ryan
StarringMatt WalshMike McLintock
StarringSufe BradshawSue Wilson
Guest StarringGary ColeKent Davison
Guest StarringKevin DunnBen Cafferty
Guest StarringDan BakkedahlRoger Furlong
Guest StarringNelson FranklinWill
Guest StarringMary Catherine GarrisonSophie Brookheimer
Guest StarringKumail NanjianiStatistician
Guest StarringRandall ParkDanny Chung
Guest StarringJessica St. ClairDana
Co-StarringAndrew Ballard
Co-StarringPierce CravensKyle
Co-StarringYvonne Erickson
Co-StarringMatthew Kacergis
Co-StarringBrandon McCoy
Co-StarringPatrick McDadeMr. Brookheimer
Co-StarringCraig RhodesStatistician 3
Co-StarringLisa RobbinsMrs. Brookheimer
Co-StarringJon Norman SchneiderReporter 2