S03E01 - Some New Beginnings

No: 19  |   Season: 3   Episode: 1  |   Air Date: 6-Apr-14  

God bless you... et cetera.God bless you... et cetera.

Summary

Selina starts looking for a campaign manager, even though she hasn't announced her plans to run for president publicly; at Mike's wedding, the team learns shocking news that could stand between Selina and the presidency.

Director and Writers

Director: Chris Addison
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Sean Gray & Will Smith
Teleplay by: Sean Gray & Will Smith

Quotes

Amy: (to Dan) You have more nervous tics than a shoe bomber.

Dan: (as Amy pulls a phone out of her panties) You keep a second phone there? Hypocritical... and horny.
Photographer: One... two...
Amy: *hit on my *its! Maddox just resigned.

Jonah: Ah! You guys are just like two little pretty Easter eggs. I'd love to crack you open.
Dan: Hey, Hepatitis J. How's that pic you posted on your blog going, huh?
Jonah: It's a hashtag hurricane, bitch tits.
Dan: You don't think maybe you should take that down?
Jonah: You don't think you should go fist a chimp?

Jonah: Sir, please, don't take this away from me. The West Wing is part of my DNA, and vice-versa. Okay, this is a teachable moment, and I think from here on...
Kent: You're embarrassing yourself.
Jonah: Sir, I don't have anything else in my life.
Dan: He really doesn't.
Jonah: See? Exactly. Thank you, Dan... F**k you, Dan!
Kent: That'll be all, Mr. Ryan.
Jonah: Sir, did POTUS okay this?
Kent: Get him out of here!

Jonah: You think you've seen the end of Jonah Ryan? You haven't even seen the start of Jonah Ryan! I'm leaving here with my head held high, and my nuts hanging low on your mom's chin, Martin.

Notes and Trivia

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Goofs

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Cast

StarringJulia Louis-DreyfusSelina Meyer
StarringAnna ChlumskyAmy Brookheimer
StarringTony HaleGary Walsh
StarringReid ScottDan Egan
StarringTimothy SimonsJonah Ryan
StarringMatt WalshMike McLintock
StarringKevin DunnBen Cafferty
StarringSufe BradshawSue Wilson
Guest StarringGary ColeKent Davison
Guest StarringKathy NajimyWendy Keegan
Guest StarringKevin O'RourkeBlake Stewart
Guest StarringIsiah Whitlock Jr.George Maddox
Guest StarringChristopher Moynihan
Co-StarringMichael AlbanCreepy Dude
Co-StarringLee ArmstrongCowgill's Nephew
Co-StarringJack Bowden
Co-StarringBontia Cartwright-Thornton
Co-StarringChristopher Michael Davis(as Chris Davis)
Co-StarringDan DeLucaWedding Photographer
Co-StarringChris Dinolfo
Co-StarringMark Irvingsen
Co-StarringEddie MatzPeter
Co-StarringWilliam McHattie
Co-StarringRobert PoletickMan
Co-StarringJill Redding
Co-StarringCraig RhodesStatistician
Co-StarringSam RichardsonRichard Splett
Co-StarringDiana Villamonte
Co-StarringJayson WilliamsStaffer
Co-StarringBroocks WillichButter Woman