S03E02 - The Choice
No: 20 | Season: 3 Episode: 2 | Air Date: 13-Apr-14
Selina and her staff try to choose a side on a big issue; Jonah stirs chaos with his blog, angering Dan; Mike is called into work from his honeymoon.
Director and Writers
Director: Becky Martin
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Roger Drew & Ian Martin
Teleplay by: Roger Drew & Ian Martin
Gary: About the campaign, I had an idea.
Selina: (handing him a used sanitary wipe) Here you go.
Gary: Instead of doing all this pre-campaigning, sometime in the next 24 hours, you grab a mic, you say, "I'm Selina Meyer, and I'm running for President of the United States."
Selina: I'm just gonna use the bathroom really quick.
Dan: You don't announce your candidacy while the incumbent is still warm. That's like trying to bang the widow at the funeral. You would have hear start her campaign with no strategy, no money, no staff except for (indicating himself...) Superman and (...and Amy) Wonder Woman over there, just, (super-cutesy) "I wanna be President."
Gary: Ma'am, I don't know if you just heard what he was saying...
Selina: No, I didn't hear what he was saying, but I agree with Dan. I completely appreciate your ideas, Gary.
Dan: No matter how dumb they are.
Dan: We need to pick a number.
Selina: No, I know, but I need to get clarity here. I'm not feeling it.
Dan: I was clear! I was clear! We just need to pick a f**king number, any f**king number. Give that f**king number to the f**king press, and go to f**king bed! I mean, how much more clarity do you need? You want to print it on a f**king t-shirt? Come on! (long awkward pause) I'm so sorry. I did not mean to blow up like that.
Selina: Well, um, I accept your apology while retaining the right to fire the f**k out of you. Shall I print that up on a T-shirt that I could give to you?
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Sufe Bradshaw||Sue Wilson|
|Guest Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Guest Starring||Kathy Najimy||Wendy Keegan|
|Guest Starring||Isiah Whitlock Jr.||George Maddox|
|Guest Starring||Randall Park||Danny Chung|
|Guest Starring||Christopher Moynihan|
|Guest Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Jessica St. Clair||Dana (voice)|
|Co-Starring||Ben Cook||Walt (as Benjamin Cook)|
|Co-Starring||Greg Crowe||Weird Guy|
|Co-Starring||Bob Cusack||Michael Cunningham|
|Co-Starring||Shari Elliker||Andrea Tandy|
|Co-Starring||Meredith Holzman||Rachel Hortenthall|
|Co-Starring||Nikolas Krieger||Randall Keegan|
|Co-Starring||Steve Lebens||Chief Officer Renehan|
|Co-Starring||Michael Salconi||Cardinal Branzini|