S03E04 - Clovis

No: 22  |   Season: 3   Episode: 4  |   Air Date: 27-Apr-14  

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Summary

Selina and her staff take a trip to California where they visit the billion dollar tech-company of Clovis; Amy is offered a job; Jonah creates a video about Selina that goes viral; a rumor is spread about Chung by Dan.

Director and Writers

Director: Armando Iannucci
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Kevin Cecil & Roger Drew & Andy Riley
Teleplay by: Kevin Cecil & Roger Drew & Andy Riley

Quotes

Amy: You know, they say all babies are cute, but whoever they are should be stuck in a stroller and pushed into traffic.

Melissa: Nature is very important to Clovis. Here is some.
Selina: Well how do take care of the roots?
Melissa: Oh, these are synthetic.

Melissa: We have a saying here at Clovis: "dare to fail".
Selina: Well that's a job well done.

Selina: I'm taking these people back to dial-up, you know what I mean? They think they're kings of America.
Kent: Well, in a way they are.
Selina: No, they're not!
Kent: Okay, I take your point.
Selina: I know you're walking around here like you're C-3PO with a big brass shiny erection, but I've got news for you, this is kindergarten for cyber-brats. And I'll tell you something else: if you're over 30, check it out. (indicates an elderly cleaner nearby) That's where you're headed my friend, if you work here. I gotta go to the bathroom. Do they have a bathroom here, or do they put their turds up in the cloud?
Kent: Down the hall, to the right.
Selina: I hate this f**king place.

Gary: (holding dress) What do you think a theme, like a West Coast feel for tomorrow? I'm calling this Pacific Trim.
Selina: You know what "trim" is?
Gary: Yeah?
Selina: It's twat.

Notes and Trivia

None

Goofs

During the meeting in the Clovis conference room, set in Silicon Valley, steady snowfall can be seen through the windows.

Cast

StarringJulia Louis-DreyfusSelina Meyer
StarringAnna ChlumskyAmy Brookheimer
StarringTony HaleGary Walsh
StarringReid ScottDan Egan
StarringTimothy SimonsJonah Ryan
StarringMatt WalshMike McLintock
StarringKevin DunnBen Cafferty
StarringSufe BradshawSue Wilson
Guest StarringGary ColeKent Davison
Guest StarringRandall ParkDanny Chung
Guest StarringTim BaltzCraig Jergensen
Guest StarringMary GrillMelissa Conners
Co-StarringJosh Caras
Co-StarringSamuel Fishman
Co-StarringThomas Keegan
Co-StarringLindsey KraftCassie Langley
Co-StarringPeter MuggleworthCoder
Co-StarringAmy Parochetti
Co-StarringChris PerilloStaffer (as Christopher Perillo)
Co-StarringJoe Sabatino
Co-StarringJayson WilliamsStaffer
Co-StarringEugene YoungReggie