S04E05 - Convention
No: 33 | Season: 4 Episode: 5 | Air Date: 10-May-15
At the party convention, Selina and her staff scramble against the clock to avert a major internal crisis. Amy grows increasingly infuriated with the President's new advisor Karen, who is coaching a nervous Catherine on her First Daughter speech to the convention. Back in DC, Dan recruits Jonah and Richard to pose as influential Washington insiders.
Director and Writers
Director: Stephanie Laing
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Sean Gray & David Quantick
Teleplay by: Sean Gray & David Quantick
Selina: Karen, what do you think of Pierce?
Karen: Well, I think there are pros and cons to every candidate, so we just need to weigh out the pros and cons.
Amy: Have you been sent from the future to destroy me, 'cause it's working! "I think that each candidate has merits and demerits, and I don't know my left buttcheek from my right buttcheek, but I believe in listening to both buttcheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth!" That's not even bullshit! Bullshitting takes talent, you have none! You are just a blah-blah-blah-blah bitch!
Selina: Okay, Amy, that is enough.
Amy: I have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog's cushion. But no more! You have made it impossible to do this job. You have two settings--no decision and bad decision. I wouldn't let you run a bath without having the Coast Guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running America. You are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery! I've had enough. I'm gone.
Selina: (as Amy walks to the door) Well, I guess she's finished with her little...(Amy walks back to her) oh, nope, look at that, there's more.
Amy: You have achieved nothing apart from one thing. The fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents because we tried one and she f**king sucked. Goodbye, ma'am.
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Sufe Bradshaw||Sue Wilson|
|Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Dan Bakkedahl||Roger Furlong|
|Guest Starring||Hugh Laurie||Tom James|
|Guest Starring||Patton Oswalt||Teddy Sykes|
|Guest Starring||Isiah Whitlock Jr.||George Maddox|
|Guest Starring||Paul Fitzgerald||Owen Pierce|
|Guest Starring||Peter Grosz||Sidney Purcell|
|Guest Starring||Lennon Parham||Karen Collins|
|Guest Starring||Randall Park||Danny Chung|
|Guest Starring||Phil Reeves||Andrew Doyle|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Co-Starring||Daniel Jenkins||Ian (as Dan Jenkins)|
|Co-Starring||Melinda Roeder||Rebecca Boundy|