S06E02 - Library
No: 50 | Season: 6 Episode: 2 | Air Date: 23-Apr-2017
Selina attends the opening of President Hughes' library. Jonah gets advice on how to rise in the political ranks; Dan suffers through Jane's (Margaret Colin) whims; Amy releases an attack ad.
Director and Writers
Director: Craig Zisk
Story by: Alex Gregory & Peter Huyck
Andrew: I have a Pakistani industrialist friend who's interested in donating $20 million if you get his cousin off the no-fly list.
Selina: As long as he promises not to blow up my library, I mean, I don't really give a shit.
Richard: Your undergrad alma mater, Smith College, said they were open to exploring.
Andrew: Just like a Smith girl, open to exploring.
Selina: Lesbians would really know how to run a library, I can tell you that much.
Kent: In order to find an ideal match, the restaurant, table, food, and time will be the same for every date to establish a control. The girl will be different.
Ben: Jesus, Kent. He's just gotta go to a Laundromat, meet a girl, take her to a movie, a little chit-chat, couple-three drinks, standard hayjay in the cab home, and a year later, he's a father. I mean, why do you make it so goddamn complicated?
Jonah: You know, one time, I tried hitting on a girl at a Laundromat. For somebody with broken English, she was real uppity.
Kent: There's your answer.
Regina: Do you remember that night junior year?
Regina: Chardonnay on the quad after Julia Child Day?
Selina: You know what, I'm strictly a scotch girl and I always have been, so I never really experimented with Chardonnay. Um, so I think you've got me confused with somebody else.
Regina: I don't think I was confused.
Selina: Good for you.
Selina: Okay, so who's the big swinging dick at this fundraising gang bang tonight?
Andrew: David Sloane, hedge fund manager. He's in for a million, 1.5 if we can get his dyslexic daughter into Smith.
Selina: Well, maybe get her to write the check. Get 5.1 out of him.
Jonah's Date: So, luckily, the doctors were able to remove the mass without a full mastectomy, so I got to keep my nipple. Whoo-hoo, right?
Jonah: I'm gonna go ahead and be honest with you. That was the most disgusting story I've ever heard. Now I can't, I can't finish my chicken piccata.
Selina: (to Catherine) I'm just getting drunk here on Gary's great bourbon from his inbred backwoods family.
Gary: What? There is zero inbreeding in my family.
Selina: Well, that's not true at all.
Gary: And only case of schizophrenia, but my uncle-grandpa had her sterilized, and we're all good now.
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Dan Bakkedahl||Roger Furlong|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Amy Brenneman||Regina Pell|
|Guest Starring||Margaret Colin||Jane McCabe|
|Guest Starring||Clea DuVall||Marjorie Palmiotti|
|Guest Starring||Nelson Franklin||Will|
|Guest Starring||Hector Hugo||Alejandro Montez|
|Guest Starring||Matt Oberg||Buddy Calhoun|
|Guest Starring||David Pasquesi||Andrew Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Robert Pine||President Stevenson|
|Guest Starring||June Diane Raphael||Helen Wright|
|Guest Starring||Paul Scheer||Stevie|
|Co-Starring||Chelsea Alden||Renee Holt|
|Co-Starring||Bo Foxworth||Hoyt Steptoe|
|Co-Starring||Leila Joe||Ellen McLintock|
|Co-Starring||Alexis Matthews||Lisa Jones|
|Co-Starring||Erica Rhodes||Date #2|
|Co-Starring||Wayne Alon Scott||CBS Crew|
|Co-Starring||Racheal Seymour||Woman Cop|