S06E04 - Justice
No: 52 | Season: 6 Episode: 4 | Air Date: 7-May-2017
Selina and her team attend the funeral of a Supreme Court justice. Amy works on securing a location for Selina's library. Dan tries to maintain his upswing with Jane, his co-host. Jonah finds an issue.
Director and Writers
Director: Dale Stern
Story by: Rachel Axler
Sherman: Madam President, because of the actions of misguided reformers, our prison system is in grave danger of dropping below 135% occupancy.
Selina: Well, I think that I'm partially to blame for that because I let you out of one.
CNN Commenter: Well, Meyer certainly would be a super left field choice
Selina: Super left field? I mean, is that even a position?
Gary: Mm-hmm, that was my position in Little League.
Richard: I was a pitcher's helper.
Catherine: Maybe we're just doing this wrong. I mean, all these tubes and jars. It just it doesn't feel organic.
Marjorie: Well, we could streamline the process. You could have direct sexual intercourse with the donor.
Dan: That's interesting.
Catherine: I mean, I guess if you think that that would work. I'm willing to try anything.
Dan: Why don't we just puppy pile, okay? Then we'll all get a bite to eat afterwards, you know. See a movie or something. You know, we'll make it nice.
Marjorie: It could be interesting.
Selina: Can we get something for Mr. Walsh, please? Because he's the one who's really ailing and at death's door.
Gary: I'm I am? I'm at death's door? Oh, I'm at death's door? Listen, if I don't make it...
Selina: Gary, you're gonna be fine. You have plenty to live for, too.
Gary: (whimpers) I do?
Selina: Of course! Just think next year, you get to go to my library opening. And you get to buy my book.
Gary: Can't you just give me a copy?
Selina: Well, I can't be giving out free copies of the book 'cause think of the position that that would put me in.
Gary: Oh, I'm sorry.
Selina: This isn't unprecedented either, because President Taft was on the Supreme Court after he was president.
Amy: Yeah, and what's the first thing you remember about him?
Richard: He got stuck in a bathtub?
Selina: No, well, the second thing you remember about him.
Richard: He was buried in a piano case.
Selina: No, that's not right.
Selina: No, my legacy, guys, is me in a robe, taking guns from this guy, giving the death penalty to that guy. And they can't vote me out, right? It's for life. They're gonna have to carry me out of there with the gavel clenched in my cold, dead twat.
Richard: And for the vetting the Judiciary Committee has asked to send them everything that you've ever written on abortion.
Selina: Well, I can give them my actual abortion if I could find it lying around here somewhere.
Richard: I'll check the freezer.
Jonah: Are you gonna make a campaign contribution or what?
Sherman: You know what? I am.
Jonah: Getting paid, getting laid, son.
Sherman: Congressman Jonah Ryan.
Sherman: Zero dollars and one cent.
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Ivar Brogger||Dr. Ron Addis|
|Guest Starring||Kate Burton||Barbara Hallowes|
|Guest Starring||Susan Chuang||Fertility Doctor|
|Guest Starring||Margaret Colin||Jane McCabe|
|Guest Starring||Clea DuVall||Marjorie Palmiotti|
|Guest Starring||Jonathan Hadary||Sherman Tanz|
|Guest Starring||Andrea Savage||Laura Montez|
|Guest Starring||Paul Scheer||Stevie|
|Guest Starring||Wayne Wilderson||Wayne|
|Co-Starring||Todd Aaron Brotze||Dr. Abernathy|
|Co-Starring||Diana DeLaCruz||ER Nurse|
|Co-Starring||Tisha French||ICU Nurse|
|Co-Starring||Bella Shaw||CNN Anchor|