S06E08 - Judge

No: 56  |   Season: 6   Episode: 8  |   Air Date: 11-Jun-2017  

Congressman you have accomplished more in one month than most extremely stupid people do in a lifetime.Congressman you have accomplished more in one month than most extremely stupid people do in a lifetime.

Summary

Selina takes a trip. Meanwhile, Dan woos Jonah in order to get a coveted interview, and Amy convinces Selina to put her in charge of a very disorganized Mike.

Director and Writers

Director: Beth McCarthy-Miller
Story by: Ted Cohen
Teleplay by:

Quotes

Selina: Oh, Kentucky fried Christ! It's like Satan's humidor out here. My God! Flying a thousand miles to Alabama. I mean, is anyone as shocked as I am that I'm doing this?
Richard: Well, I'm easily shocked, so probably not the best person to ask.

Selina: Hey, Gary, how come your family doesn't have a Mongoloid kid on the porch playing banjo?
Amy: 'Cause he grew up and moved to DC.

Mrs. Walsh: It it's an honor to have you at our humble home.
Selina: It is such a a treat to be here in Lynch City.
Gary: It's White City. We couldn't afford Lynch City.

Leon: Mike, do you have any awareness of what's been happening with newspapers in the last 10 years?
Mike: Not at all. I mean, truth is I don't even get 'em anymore. I just read the news on my phone. It's so much better and it's free.

Amy: Ma'am, I really think that we need to discuss my doing something other than the library. It's just...
Selina: Do you have any social skills whatsoever? I mean, my God, Amy, we're in the middle of visiting with what's-his-ass's family here.

Selina: Wow, no wonder I couldn't carry the South. I mean, none of the polling research mentioned a dead son's ghost crib.
Gary: The ghost is gone. I mean, at least we think it's gone. Sometimes you hear crying, but that's usually just Mama.

Ben: (to Jonah) You're a freshman congressman who still uses his mother's Netflix password. There's no way you're gonna get a meeting with Montez.

Kent: You said on-air that Bruce Hornsby was a member of the Grateful Dead. He was a touring member from '90 to '92. He never officially joined.

Candi: Ma'am, will you be okay with Congressman Ryan... alone?
Jonah: She'll what? She'll be fine!
Montez: Actually, why don't you stay, Candi?
Jonah: Jesus Christ, it's not like I'm gonna rape the president.
Montez: I'm sorry, did you just say you aren't going to rape the president?
Jonah: Of course I'm not. Why would I say I would?
Montez: Why would you say you wouldn't?
Jonah: Because I wouldn't!
Montez: I think maybe your people should come in, too.
Candi: Gentlemen!
Ben: What did he do, ma'am?
Jonah: Nothing! I didn't do anything!
Montez: Well, he threatened to not rape the president.
Jonah: Yeah, that's not a threat, that's a promise.

Montez: (to Jonah) Congressman, first of all, let me congratulate you. You have accomplished more in one month than most extremely stupid people do in a lifetime.
Jonah: That's very kind of you to say, ma'am.

Selina: You had "Green Acres" in Qatar?
Jaffar: Oh, yes, but they censored all the scenes with Arnold Ziffel.

Amy: Do you know that if 30,000 more people in Alabama had gone to the polls instead of smoking off-brand cigarettes through their neck holes at riverboat casino slot machines, we would be working at the White House right now instead of hunting for your diary at a fucking truck stop in which I guarantee we are the only people who are not here to score speed or get their a**holes licked.

Amy: Mike, I am going to choke you to death with your urine-soaked jacket.
Mike: It's not urine, okay? It's probably just water from the urinal.

Selina: (to Gary) You've got to,...you have to stand up for yourself, stupid.

Notes and Trivia

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Goofs

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Cast

StarringJulia Louis-DreyfusSelina Meyer
StarringAnna ChlumskyAmy Brookheimer
StarringTony HaleGary Walsh
StarringReid ScottDan Egan
StarringTimothy SimonsJonah Ryan
StarringMatt WalshMike McLintock
StarringKevin DunnBen Cafferty
StarringGary ColeKent Davison
StarringSam RichardsonRichard Splett
Guest StarringSarah SutherlandCatherine Meyer
Guest StarringScott AdsitGreg
Guest StarringUsman AllyMohammed Al Jaffar
Guest StarringJessica ChaffinCongresswoman Gellardi
Guest StarringMargaret ColinJane McCabe
Guest StarringIndia de BeaufortBrie Ramachandran
Guest StarringClea DuVallMarjorie Palmiotti
Guest StarringJonathan HadarySherman Tanz
Guest StarringMary HollandShawnee Tanz
Guest StarringBrian HuskeyLeon West
Guest StarringToby HussQuartie Sturges
Guest StarringJ.P. ManouxCongressman Clark
Guest StarringStephen RootJudge Walsh
Guest StarringAndrea SavageLaura Montez
Guest StarringPaul ScheerStevie
Guest StarringJean SmartImogene Walsh
Guest StarringMorgan SmithCandi Caruso
Co-StarringKristen Marie KellyBeth
Co-StarringVenk PotulaOfficer Brown
Co-StarringAndrew Patrick RalstonBrian
Co-StarringLynn FavinAssistant
Co-StarringLawrence NeumeisterParty Guest