S06E08 - Judge
No: 56 | Season: 6 Episode: 8 | Air Date: 11-Jun-2017
Selina takes a trip. Meanwhile, Dan woos Jonah in order to get a coveted interview, and Amy convinces Selina to put her in charge of a very disorganized Mike.
Director and Writers
Director: Beth McCarthy-Miller
Story by: Ted Cohen
Selina: Oh, Kentucky fried Christ! It's like Satan's humidor out here. My God! Flying a thousand miles to Alabama. I mean, is anyone as shocked as I am that I'm doing this?
Richard: Well, I'm easily shocked, so probably not the best person to ask.
Leon: Mike, do you have any awareness of what's been happening with newspapers in the last 10 years?
Mike: Not at all. I mean, truth is I don't even get 'em anymore. I just read the news on my phone. It's so much better and it's free.
Amy: Ma'am, I really think that we need to discuss my doing something other than the library. It's just...
Selina: Do you have any social skills whatsoever? I mean, my God, Amy, we're in the middle of visiting with what's-his-ass's family here.
Selina: Wow, no wonder I couldn't carry the South. I mean, none of the polling research mentioned a dead son's ghost crib.
Gary: The ghost is gone. I mean, at least we think it's gone. Sometimes you hear crying, but that's usually just Mama.
Candi: Ma'am, will you be okay with Congressman Ryan... alone?
Jonah: She'll what? She'll be fine!
Montez: Actually, why don't you stay, Candi?
Jonah: Jesus Christ, it's not like I'm gonna rape the president.
Montez: I'm sorry, did you just say you aren't going to rape the president?
Jonah: Of course I'm not. Why would I say I would?
Montez: Why would you say you wouldn't?
Jonah: Because I wouldn't!
Montez: I think maybe your people should come in, too.
Ben: What did he do, ma'am?
Jonah: Nothing! I didn't do anything!
Montez: Well, he threatened to not rape the president.
Jonah: Yeah, that's not a threat, that's a promise.
Montez: (to Jonah) Congressman, first of all, let me congratulate you. You have accomplished more in one month than most extremely stupid people do in a lifetime.
Jonah: That's very kind of you to say, ma'am.
Amy: Do you know that if 30,000 more people in Alabama had gone to the polls instead of smoking off-brand cigarettes through their neck holes at riverboat casino slot machines, we would be working at the White House right now instead of hunting for your diary at a fu**ing truck stop in which I guarantee we are the only people who are not here to score speed or get their a**holes licked.
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Scott Adsit||Greg|
|Guest Starring||Usman Ally||Mohammed Al Jaffar|
|Guest Starring||Jessica Chaffin||Congresswoman Gellardi|
|Guest Starring||Margaret Colin||Jane McCabe|
|Guest Starring||India de Beaufort||Brie Ramachandran|
|Guest Starring||Clea DuVall||Marjorie Palmiotti|
|Guest Starring||Jonathan Hadary||Sherman Tanz|
|Guest Starring||Mary Holland||Shawnee Tanz|
|Guest Starring||Brian Huskey||Leon West|
|Guest Starring||Toby Huss||Quartie Sturges|
|Guest Starring||J.P. Manoux||Congressman Clark|
|Guest Starring||Stephen Root||Judge Walsh|
|Guest Starring||Andrea Savage||Laura Montez|
|Guest Starring||Paul Scheer||Stevie|
|Guest Starring||Jean Smart||Imogene Walsh|
|Guest Starring||Morgan Smith||Candi Caruso|
|Co-Starring||Kristen Marie Kelly||Beth|
|Co-Starring||Venk Potula||Officer Brown|
|Co-Starring||Andrew Patrick Ralston||Brian|
|Co-Starring||Lawrence Neumeister||Party Guest|