Veep Quotes

Buddy: Hey, babe?
Amy: We found a video of a woman who says she did cocaine with Governor Steptoe's wife in college.
Buddy: Wow.
Amy: Hey, Purple Mountain's Majesty, we need to put together an attack ad yester-the-f**k-day, so give me five options from "party girl" to "coke whore for c**k," you know?
Buddy: Oh, you know what? I actually went to high school with Kristin Steptoe and she's a lovely gal, so...
Amy: My guess is if you gave her a rail to snort off your dick, she would let you f**k the hole in her septum.

Quote from S06E01 - Omaha


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