Veep Quotes

Jonah: Hey, Union Leader, come here. Take this down. I'm not gonna suck your dick. The only one who should be sucking your dick is Daylight Savings Time. And I don't give a fuck if that means that some farmer in Kansas has to milk his cow using a fucking flashlight. I've had my own bedtime since I was 17. I didn't need a babysitter then and I don't need one now, and it's high time that the government stop trying to babysit all of us.
Kent: That was all off the record.

Quote from S06E04 - Justice


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