S01E02 - Frozen Yoghurt

No: 2  |   Season: 1   Episode:  |   Air Date: 29-Apr-12  

What, you work at the White House? Oh my god, can I blow you?What, you work at the White House? Oh my god, can I blow you?


A health scare temporarily allows VP Meyer to be commander-in-chief but delays her plan for a media meet-and-greet at the local yogurt store, showcasing a flavor named after her. She arrives to find only melting vanilla, stray bloggers, and some angry store owners.

Director and Writers

Director: Armando Iannucci
Story by: Simon Blackwell
Teleplay by: Simon Blackwell & Armando Iannucci


Amy: Uh... When was this Two point me meeting with Selina?
Dan: Oh, are you still tracking my every move? I thought we agreed to move on.
Amy: Move on from what? We dated for like a week. It was like getting over mild food poisoning.
Dan: Look, Amy, I am genuinely sorry that my arrival here has caused you to become so self-conscious and gain a little weight.
Amy: F**k point you.

Selina: Oh, my God, this heat is just unbearable.
Gary: I feel like a gecko.
Amy: Sorry to interrupt, but f**k-a-deedoo-dah, f**k-a-dee-ay! Martin at the White House.
Selina: What?
Amy: "Clean Jobs task force likely to be green lit!" Exclamation point.
Selina: Yeah! Oh, my God! That is so great for me!
Amy: And the country.
Selina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. Oh, Amy. Good job, Amy.
Amy: That's why I get paid the medium bucks.

Selina: Come on, let's go somewhere. Let's meet the public.
Mike: You want to normalize it?
Selina: Yes, exactly. I want to meet some regulars normals. Where we gonna find them?
Mike: Photo op with the normals and the normalistas.

Notes and Trivia





StarringJulia Louis-DreyfusSelina Meyer
StarringAnna ChlumskyAmy Brookheimer
StarringTony HaleGary Walsh
StarringReid ScottDan Egan
StarringTimothy SimonsJonah Ryan
StarringMatt WalshMike McLintock
StarringSufe BradshawSue Wilson
Guest StarringDan FrankoEric
Guest StarringTara GarwoodWhite House Staffer
Guest StarringBrian HuskeyLeon West
Guest StarringBrent JenningsAnthony Holland
Guest StarringChike JohnsonSecret Service
Guest StarringPhil ReevesAndrew Doyle
Guest StarringCedric StewartPresidential Officer
Guest StarringGeraldine WatersMaria Holland