S02E06 - Andrew

No: 14  |   Season: 2   Episode:  |   Air Date: 19-May-13  

Monsters. It's like first Princess Diana, now this.

Summary

Gary and Amy get worried when Selina runs into her ex-husband while at her daughter's birthday party.

Director and Writers

Director: Christopher Morris
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Tony Roche
Teleplay by: Tony Roche

Quotes

Selena: (about her daughter) You know, all you ever want for these kids is to be happy and healthy and stay out of Middle East politics. So, two out of three ain't bad.

Selena: (after Mary's allergic reaction to the flowers) Gary, deflower the room.
Dan: That's a sentence I'd bet you thought you'd never hear!

Mike: Someone has resurrected "Meyer the Liar".
Selena: Just because my last name rhymes with "liar". How lucky am I that I am not Selena Mapist or Selena Medophile.

Dan: What's the whole not-drinking thing?
Ed Webster: I'm a Quaker.
Jonah: What?
Dan: Bullshit! No one's a f**king Quaker.
Jonah: You probably think that staying sober keeps you on top of your game. Well, guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch. That's my credo. I got that shit tattooed on my dick with room to spare.
Ed: Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.

Notes and Trivia

None

Goofs

In the morning scene,after the birthday party, Selina comes out from her office holding the Washington post. There is a cheat sheet of her lines taped to the page she is reading from.

Cast