S02E10 - D.C.
No: 18 |
Season: 2
Episode: |
Air Date: 23-Jun-13
Jonah, don't talk, don't stay. You need to f**k off and go back to Westworld.
Summary
Selina's determined to quit as Vice-President in two years until she hears of a big decision, and then a non-decision, by POTUS; she and her team, looking for new jobs, scramble to keep up.
Director and Writers
Director: Tim Kirkby
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Tony Roche
Teleplay by: Armando Iannucci & Tony Roche
Quotes
Ben: He isn't going to run again in two years.
Selina: Are you serious?
Ben: No, I'm Joan f**king Rivers. Of course I'm serious.
Roger: All right, let's get this over with ASAP. It's not gonna be easy with this big, gangly piss flap over here who moves like-- hey, what do you move like, Will?
Will: I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man.
Roger: That's right.
Selina: Okay, now listen, I got this science fair thing. So I want to make my speech... a little bit more presidential.
Dan: Yeah.
Selina: Like I'm Marilyn Monroe, just JFK the f**k out of me.
Dan: Ooh, I got something.
Ed: Hey, Sue, don't talk to me that way, okay? You're the secretary to the vice president. That's like being Garfunkel's roadie, okay?
Dan: Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible when she said, "Oh God, oh God"?
Science nerd: When I grow up, I want to be vice president just like you.
Selina: Oh no, you don't. You want to be president.
Jonah: Hey, it's J-Diddy. Ladies get giddy.
Selina: Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.
Jonah: Okay.
Selina: You like to have sex and you like to travel?
Jonah: Yes, ma'am.
Selina: Then you can f**k off.
Science nerd: You're not the president.
Ben: No, but you're not Justin Bieber either, are you, sport? Ma'am. POTUS is here.
Selina: Where? Has he been miniaturised?
Selina: Well, I have huge news. In fact, I guarantee you that my news is front-page news. Your news is probably more like a page six, Kardashian crap news.
Sue: Thank you so much for seeing me at such short notice, Mr. Davison.
Kent: Happy to, Miss Wilson. I'm an ardent admirer of your efficiency and precision.
Sue: Oh, well, in that case, let's get right to it.
Kent: Excellent. I respect your brevity. It's almost threatening.
Kent: Ma'am, my brain is at your service.
Selina: We'll see.
Selina: I've got to get out of here before I set fire to one of these nerds.
Jonah: Ma'am, of all the places that I have liaised, I have enjoyed liaising here the most.
Selina: Jonah, don't talk, don't stay. You need to f**k off and go back to Westworld.
Jonah: But, ma'am--
Selina: You need to f**k off.
Jonah: But, ma'am--
Selina: I said f**k off. Three f**ks, you're out.
Jonah: Yes, ma'am.
Secret Service Agent: Ma'am, the president has left the building.
Selina: Who gives a flying f**k?
Notes and Trivia
None
Goofs
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Cast
Starring | Julia Louis-Dreyfus | Selina Meyer |
Starring | Anna Chlumsky | Amy Brookheimer |
Starring | Tony Hale | Gary Walsh |
Starring | Reid Scott | Dan Egan |
Starring | Timothy Simons | Jonah Ryan |
Starring | Matt Walsh | Mike McLintock |
Starring | Sufe Bradshaw | Sue Wilson |
Guest Starring | Gary Cole | Kent Davison |
Guest Starring | Kevin Dunn | Ben Cafferty |
Guest Starring | Dan Bakkedahl | Roger Furlong |
Guest Starring | Nelson Franklin | Will |
Guest Starring | Brad Leland | Bill O'Brien |
Guest Starring | Randall Park | Danny Chung |
Guest Starring | David Pasquesi | Andrew Meyer |
Guest Starring | Phil Reeves | Andrew Doyle |
Guest Starring | Jessica St. Clair | Dana |
Guest Starring | Zach Woods | Ed Webster |
Co-Starring | John Bucy | |
Co-Starring | Zana Dortch | Rachel |
Co-Starring | Sabrina Flores | Erica |
Co-Starring | Barrett Goode | Student |
Co-Starring | Nasir Phillips | |
Co-Starring | James Ross | |
Co-Starring | Shane Tunney | Brett |
Co-Starring | Adriana Uy | |