S03E03 - Alicia

No: 21  |   Season: 3   Episode:  |   Air Date: 20-Apr-14  

My second marriage took place in the rain. You can see my nipples in all the photos. Boiiing.My second marriage took place in the rain. You can see my nipples in all the photos. Boiiing.


Selina is hours away from announcing her candidacy; Mike begs Jonah not to do an article on a recent outburst; Dan tries to get SNL to apologize for a sketch they did about Selina, but ends up making it worse.

Director and Writers

Director: Christopher Morris
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Sean Gray & Ian Martin
Teleplay by: Sean Gray & Ian Martin


Kent: Ma'am, child care? Children are of no value. Forget child care.
Selina: Children are vital, Kenny Rogers. We're not all planning to die alone like you.

Catherine: Okay. Your big day is a travesty, all right? I get it. It's like my 21st birthday, or my 18th birthday, or every other birthday, okay? Your entire life has been leading up to this moment, and as a result of that, my entire life has been awful. Posing for Christmas cards, watching C-SPAN instead of Sesame Street, going to memorials of old Israeli men that I've never even heard of. I have had a hard, lonely, miserable life, and the only thing that is gonna make it worthwhile is if I become the daughter of the next President of the United States. So you need to go out there, and you need to stop behaving like a little bitch.
Selina: Okay, sweetie, I am not a bitch, but thanks. And that jacket doesn't work, by the way. You look like a waiter.
Catherine: Goddammit. (To Gary and Dan) It's okay. Fixed her.

Selina: I've decided that I'm going to let them dictate to me. Because that is my decision. Do you understand me? I am letting them do that. Get it?
Ben: Yes, ma'am.
Selina: Right. But they do not own me!
Ben: They really don't, ma'am.
Selina: No, they don't!

Notes and Trivia

In this episode Selina Meyer is the subject of a Saturday Night Live sketch. In reality Julia Louis-Dreyfus was a cast member on SNL for three seasons (1982-85).




StarringJulia Louis-DreyfusSelina Meyer
StarringAnna ChlumskyAmy Brookheimer
StarringTony HaleGary Walsh
StarringReid ScottDan Egan
StarringTimothy SimonsJonah Ryan
StarringMatt WalshMike McLintock
StarringKevin DunnBen Cafferty
StarringSufe BradshawSue Wilson
Guest StarringGary ColeKent Davison
Guest StarringEdwina Findley DickersonDee (as Edwina Findley)
Guest StarringBrian HuskeyLeon West
Guest StarringPhil ReevesAndrew Doyle
Guest StarringSarah SutherlandCatherine Meyer
Guest StarringTracie ThomsAlicia Bryce
Co-StarringScott Charles(as Scott Charles Blamphin)
Co-StarringMichael BlumenstockReporter 2 (as Michael F. Blumenstock)
Co-StarringEmma Adele Galvin(as Emma Galvin)
Co-StarringDavid Harbold
Co-StarringKeith Lawson
Co-StarringAnais LeeHalo Bryce
Co-StarringMirabelle LeeHalo Bryce
Co-StarringPaula RichKaren
Co-StarringMarla Aaron WapnerSelina's Seamstress