S03E08 - Debate
No: 26 | Season: 3 Episode: | Air Date: 1-Jun-14
The staff prepares for the debate between Selina and her rivals; Dan returns to the office after his panic attack; Gary inadvertently tells Wendy that Ray collaborated with Selina to make decisions.
Director and Writers
Director: Armando Iannucci
Story by: Armando Iannucci & David Quantick & Tony Roche
Teleplay by: David Quantick & Tony Roche
Gary: What do you think of the new cut, huh? Do you like it?
Mike: Of course I don't f**king like it! It's the worst use of scissors since my failed vasectomy!
Gary: The elven look is in right now, I was reading about it.
Mike: People don't elect elves, okay. They put them to work in grottos or get them drunk at frat parties so they can toss them.
Gary: That's dwarves.
Amy: Okay, let's rehearse the debate. Congressman Furlong, can you be Joe Thornhill?
Furlong: Let's see. I don't know anything about NAFTA, but I do know about baseball. Baseball, baseball, baseball, look at my muscly chest, vote for me.
Amy: Ben, you're Owen Pierce.
Ben: Well I'm a baby-faced, know-nothing Congressman from Shitstain, Nevada, who's got the newly dropped balls enough to think that I can run for President.
Amy: Kent, you are former SecDef Maddox.
Furlong: Don't do the voice, though.
Kent: I've only ever used this voice, even as a young child.
Amy: Okay. SecDef Maddox, where do you stand on crime?
Kent: Well right now I'm coming across pretty hardline, so I'll go soft to outflank Mr. Chung.
Mike: Oh, well, I'm the hip hop governor of Minnesota, and I'm coming off as too soft, so I'll try to outhard SecDef Maddox.
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Sufe Bradshaw||Sue Wilson|
|Guest Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Guest Starring||Dan Bakkedahl||Roger Furlong|
|Guest Starring||Kathy Najimy||Wendy Keegan|
|Guest Starring||Randall Park||Danny Chung|
|Guest Starring||Isiah Whitlock Jr.||George Maddox|
|Guest Starring||Paul Fitzgerald||Owen Pierce|
|Guest Starring||Phil Reeves||Andrew Doyle|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Glenn Wrage||Joe Thornhill|
|Co-Starring||Shari Elliker||Andrea Tandy|
|Co-Starring||James Kinstle||(as Jimi Kinstle)|
|Co-Starring||Jonathan Lee Taylor|
|Co-Starring||Desiree Marie Velez|