S03E09 - Crate

No: 27  |   Season: 3   Episode:  |   Air Date: 8-Jun-14  

I'm normal. I can be so folksy... doing the folksy thing with folks.

Summary

After Selina is caught badmouthing a reporter, putting the campaign in jeopardy, the team gets some unexpected news. Mike worries about balancing his home and work life.

Director and Writers

Director: Chris Addison
Story by: Armando Iannucci & Simon Blackwell & Georgia Pritchett
Teleplay by: Simon Blackwell & Georgia Pritchett

Quotes

Jonah: I screwed up, Mom. I should've never joined Maddox. Now he's finished, and I've come home to die.
Jonah's mom: Well, can your DC friends help?
Jonah: I don't have any friends in DC, Mom. They all call me a dick behind my back. But like, right behind my back so I can hear them.

Jonah: Someone has just flown two planes into my career.

Amy: (on Thornhill) Listen to this idiot. They're not even soundbites, they're just sounds.
Dan: Yeah, but it works, though, that's the thing. I mean, he cornholed us in Iowa.
Ben: Well, that's appropriate. It's the Corn State.

Selina: Are you okay?
Kent: Kind of... in a way, and also not. In a third way, both.
Selina: What are you talking about? What is it? Are we at war?
Kent: Ma'am, we're America, we're always at war.

Dan: Amy, I gotta say, you're doing a great job. Seriously, you do me better that I do me.
Amy: You do yourself a lot.

Selina: Well, there's just... there's just no way out of this. I mean, you know, not for a sitting Vice President... who's lost Iowa and New Hampshire. You know what V.P. stands for? It stands for "victory permaf**ked." I don't deserve it. You know? Goddammit. I don't, but you do, because you are all losers! Every motherf**king one of you! (pointing to Amy and Gary) Loser! Loser!

Notes and Trivia

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