S05E06 - C**tgate
No: 44 | Season: 5 Episode: | Air Date: 29-May-16
With the U.S. on the brink of a major financial meltdown, Selina must make an important decision. Jonah finds himself back in New Hampshire. Amy investigates the staff, and Catherine (Sarah Sutherland) tries to get time with Selina to share major news.
Director and Writers
Director: Brad Hall
Story by: Georgia Pritchett & Will Smith
Jonah: Are you even getting any of this?
Catherine: Getting what?
Jonah: I was looking thoughtfully out the window. Some straight up JFK level shit.
Catherine: I was just getting some B-roll of the fax machine.
Richard: Some bands we haven't used have sent some preemptive cease-and-desist orders. Sting, Bruce Springsteen... sent two letters, actually... and Enya.
Jonah: Enya? Send her a f**king cease-and-desist letter.
Ben: I got an idea. You can clear your head out and have a little fun at the same time.
Ben: Yeah, I'll call Jonah and Dan and you can tear them a six-pack of new assholes.
Selina: Oh, that does sound like fun.
(Ben makes the call)
Ben: Dan, you're on with the president.
Selina: Dan, I cannot f**king believe how terrible you are at your job. What, are you running on a platform of higher taxes and episiotomies?
Dan: Ma'am, we just... we need a little time.
Selina: Put that world's tallest pile of garbage on the phone right now.
Dan: It's the president. (hands the phone to Jonah)
Jonah: Hello, ma'am.
Selina: Hey, hunchback. I don't know what you've been doing instead of trying to win, but I'm gonna guess that it has the word anal in it. Now, you learn to control your co**sucking temper, otherwise I'm gonna come up there myself and I'm gonna shoot you in your f**king mouth.
Ben: Who do you think said it?
Amy: Well, we did. Me and Mike.
Ben: Oh, my God. I thought it was me.
Mike: No way.
Ben: No, I'm pretty sure I called her a c**t to the reporter who broke the story.
Kent: Amy, it's probable that your investigation has already determined that I was the one that called her a c**t. I'm hoping that my utility to the organization gives you reason to protect me on this. Also our friendship.
Gary: Hey, Ben?
Gary: It was me. I called the president the C word.
Ben: No, you didn't.
Gary: I was so mad about her not wearing sunscreen, which is stupid, and I was like, "What an old crone."
Amy: A what?
Gary: An old crone, Amy.
Amy: Gary, C is for c**t.
Amy: We all called her a c**t.
Gary: Oh, my God! What is wrong with you people?
Notes and Trivia
Brad Hall, the director of this episode, is married to Julia Louis-Dreyfus in real life.
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Sufe Bradshaw||Sue Wilson|
|Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Hugh Laurie||Tom James|
|Guest Starring||John Slattery||Charlie Baird|
|Guest Starring||Diedrich Bader||Bill Ericsson|
|Guest Starring||K Callan||Judy Sherman|
|Guest Starring||Jamie Denbo||Focus Group Leader|
|Guest Starring||Clea DuVall||Marjorie Palmiotti|
|Guest Starring||Peter Grosz||Sidney Purcell|
|Guest Starring||Brian Huskey||Leon West|
|Guest Starring||Todd Jeffries||Focus Group Member|
|Guest Starring||Nancy Lenehan||Mrs. Ryan|
|Guest Starring||Peter MacNicol||Jeff Kane|
|Guest Starring||Lennon Parham||Karen Collins|
|Guest Starring||David Rasche||Jim Marwood|
|Guest Starring||John Ross Bowie||Focus Group Member|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Wayne Wilderson||Wayne|
|Co-Starring||Nancy Lantis||Focus Group Member|
|Co-Starring||Murphy Dunne||Focus Group Member|
|Co-Starring||Arvin Lee||Korean BBQ Host|
|Co-Starring||Buckley Sampson||Focus Group Member|
|Co-Starring||Morgan Smith||Candi Caruso|
|Co-Starring||Jean Villepique||NY Times Reporter|
|Co-Starring||Alison White||Focus Group Member|
|Co-Starring||Karen Malina White||Kimberly|