S05E09 - Kissing Your Sister
No: 47 | Season: 5 Episode: | Air Date: 19-Jun-16
Catherine showcases her documentary, as a House of Representatives vote to determine who will be President ends in an unprecedented tie.
Director and Writers
Director: David Mandel
Story by: Erik Kenward
Selina: President Nixon entered the room and, you know, he had his bow tie and his eyebrows. Daddy leaned in to me and he said, "You know, a lot of people don't like Nixon, but by God, they respect him. And that's you, peanut."
Tom: Did you ever play sports? Remember how no one ever wanted to play catcher? Playing catcher is kind of like being the economy czar. There's not a lot of glory, but a lot of squatting. A lot of asses in your face.
Bill Erickson: (to Catherine) At night when I dare to close my eyes, I dream about your mother losing and then coming upon her holding a cardboard sign at the bottom of a highway exit ramp. Now, if I were Tom James, I would just try to get three states to abstain and then it would go to the Senate, serving the president the most abject humiliation in the history of the United States. Oh, you know what the cardboard sign says?
Catherine: What does it say?
Bill Erickson: It says, "I'm so sorry, Bill Ericsson."
Selina: Well, I'll give you this... Candi Caruso would not eat this amount of shit.
Amy: Unless afterward she went into a bathroom stall and used the old two-fingered wood chipper.
Selina: Why would I want to stand next to a twig like that all day when I can stand next to you?
Selina: (on the phone) Jonah, can you hear me?
Jonah: Yes, ma'am.
Selina: You listen to me, all right? You are already dead. What you do now you do for your family. You get yourself in there and you vote for me!
Mike: We were really disappointed about the Chinese adoption sanctions. That... but on the bright side, I turned the nursery into a man cave for me. I mean, surround sound, 55-inch television screen. It actually cost the same as the kid, so it works out. I can't wait for Wendy to see it. She is gonna... possibly like it.
Selina: I trust the American people to make the right decision.
Catherine: What if you think they're gonna make a certain decision and they make a different decision and then it completely derails what you thought was gonna happen? And then your plans are different. (starts crying over her breakup with Marjorie)
Selina: Oh, honey, don't cry. Mommy's gonna get elected, honey.
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Sufe Bradshaw||Sue Wilson|
|Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Dan Bakkedahl||Roger Furlong|
|Guest Starring||Hugh Laurie||Tom James|
|Guest Starring||Phil Reeves||Andrew Doyle|
|Guest Starring||John Slattery||Charlie Baird|
|Guest Starring||Scott Adsit||Greg|
|Guest Starring||Diedrich Bader||Bill Ericsson|
|Guest Starring||Lauren Bowles||Monica|
|Guest Starring||Clea DuVall||Marjorie Palmiotti|
|Guest Starring||Nelson Franklin||Will|
|Guest Starring||Nigel Gibbs||Keith|
|Guest Starring||Peter Grosz||Sidney Purcell|
|Guest Starring||Phil LaMarr||Paul Graves|
|Guest Starring||Peter MacNicol||Jeff Kane|
|Guest Starring||J.P. Manoux||Congressman Clark|
|Guest Starring||Sumalee Montano||Joyce Cafferty|
|Guest Starring||Brian Doyle-Murray||George Huntzinger|
|Guest Starring||Randall Park||Danny Chung|
|Guest Starring||David Pasquesi||Andrew Meyer|
|Guest Starring||David Rasche||Jim Marwood|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Wayne Wilderson||Wayne|
|Co-Starring||LaVonne Rae Andrews||Marjorie's Grandma|
|Co-Starring||Emily Buntyn||White House Tour Guide|
|Co-Starring||Saginaw Grant||Marjorie's Grandpa|
|Co-Starring||Sybil Harris||Tamara Lipton|
|Co-Starring||Meryl Hathaway||News Reporter #1|
|Co-Starring||Polly Humphreys||Congresswoman Hayes|
|Co-Starring||Damone Paul Jackson||Congressman Sefton|
|Co-Starring||David Joyner||Congress Clerk|
|Co-Starring||Phil Levesque||Marjorie's Dad|
|Co-Starring||Jane Macfie||Tourist Woman|
|Co-Starring||Mauricio Ovalle||El Cabeza|
|Co-Starring||Gita Pullapilly||News Anchor|
|Co-Starring||Caroline Redekopp||Marjorie's Mom|
|Co-Starring||Troy Vincent||Congressman Cotterill|
|Co-Starring||Shannon Welles||Catherine Eaton|