S06E02 - Library
No: 50 |
Season: 6
Episode: |
Air Date: 23-Apr-2017

We need to tell them that the Kennedy Library is a reference point 'cause, you know, he was also a part-termer.
Summary
Selina attends the opening of President Hughes' library. Jonah gets advice on how to rise in the political ranks; Dan suffers through Jane's (Margaret Colin) whims; Amy releases an attack ad.
Director and Writers
Director: Craig Zisk
Story by: Alex Gregory & Peter Huyck
Teleplay by:
Quotes
President Stevenson: (To Selina) Can you even have a library? Seems like it'd be more like a bookmobile.
Selina: Unlike small-town America, Andrew f**ks me in a way I really enjoy.
Selina: No Mrs. Hughes. She must be hanging from the rafters somewhere.
Selina: (referring to the other former Presidents) Former f**kers. This is as impromptu as a colonoscopy except with quadruple the assholes.
Gary: (About Selina's Library) Your outfits alone are gonna be a wing! Dresses, belts...
Selina: We need to tell them that the Kennedy Library is a reference point 'cause, you know, he was also a part-termer.
Furlong: (To a bald Jonah) Good luck getting your precious back from those mean hobbits, Smeagol.
Andrew: I have a Pakistani industrialist friend who's interested in donating $20 million if you get his cousin off the no-fly list.
Selina: As long as he promises not to blow up my library, I mean, I don't really give a shit.
Selina: In terms of the library, I really wanna have a reflecting pool someplace for people to come and sit and reflect on what this c**ksuck of a country did to me.
Richard: My pen's just out of ink. I'm gonna scratch it into the paper and then kind of go back over and trace over and see what I wrote before, like in a suspense movie.
Richard: Your undergrad alma mater, Smith College, said they were open to exploring.
Andrew: Just like a Smith girl, open to exploring.
Selina: Lesbians would really know how to run a library, I can tell you that much.
Kent: In order to find an ideal match, the restaurant, table, food, and time will be the same for every date to establish a control. The girl will be different.
Ben: Jesus, Kent. He's just gotta go to a Laundromat, meet a girl, take her to a movie, a little chit-chat, couple-three drinks, standard hayjay in the cab home, and a year later, he's a father. I mean, why do you make it so goddamn complicated?
Jonah: You know, one time, I tried hitting on a girl at a Laundromat. For somebody with broken English, she was real uppity.
Kent: There's your answer.
Regina: Do you remember that night junior year?
Selina: No.
Regina: Chardonnay on the quad after Julia Child Day?
Selina: You know what, I'm strictly a scotch girl and I always have been, so I never really experimented with Chardonnay. Um, so I think you've got me confused with somebody else.
Regina: I don't think I was confused.
Selina: Good for you.
Smith College Girl: That's our first woman president, y'all!
Gary: Yeah, holla, holla, holla.
Selina: Okay, so who's the big swinging dick at this fundraising gang bang tonight?
Andrew: David Sloane, hedge fund manager. He's in for a million, 1.5 if we can get his dyslexic daughter into Smith.
Selina: Well, maybe get her to write the check. Get 5.1 out of him.
Jonah's Date: So, luckily, the doctors were able to remove the mass without a full mastectomy, so I got to keep my nipple. Whoo-hoo, right?
Jonah: I'm gonna go ahead and be honest with you. That was the most disgusting story I've ever heard. Now I can't, I can't finish my chicken piccata.
Selina: I mean, I just can't believe I fell for it again!
Amy: Andrew is very hard to get rid of. He's like the herpes virus or an unwanted child.
Selina: In this case, he gave me both.
Selina: (to Gary) You just rolled your eyes like the world's bitchiest mime. Like you just did right there... and there it is again, see?
Selina: (to Catherine) I'm just getting drunk here on Gary's great bourbon from his inbred backwoods family.
Gary: What? There is zero inbreeding in my family.
Selina: Well, that's not true at all.
Gary: And only case of schizophrenia, but my uncle-grandpa had her sterilized, and we're all good now.
Mike: Apparently, Andrew kept referring to his penis as the "First Chubby".
Selina: I'm the only one who didn't do anything wrong in this "trif**kta. " And now I'm wearing the scarlet letter?
Gary: Oh, that is your color.
Amy: It's a piddly DUI. In Nevada, that's practically a resume builder. There's a guy driving drunk on the state flag right next to the guy beating his wife.
Jonah: You have a rockin' body.
Jonah's Date: Oh, thank you.
Jonah: You know, go ahead and order a dessert.
Notes and Trivia
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Goofs
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Cast
Starring | Julia Louis-Dreyfus | Selina Meyer |
Starring | Anna Chlumsky | Amy Brookheimer |
Starring | Tony Hale | Gary Walsh |
Starring | Reid Scott | Dan Egan |
Starring | Timothy Simons | Jonah Ryan |
Starring | Matt Walsh | Mike McLintock |
Starring | Kevin Dunn | Ben Cafferty |
Starring | Gary Cole | Kent Davison |
Starring | Sam Richardson | Richard Splett |
Guest Starring | Dan Bakkedahl | Roger Furlong |
Guest Starring | Sarah Sutherland | Catherine Meyer |
Guest Starring | Amy Brenneman | Regina Pell |
Guest Starring | Margaret Colin | Jane McCabe |
Guest Starring | Clea DuVall | Marjorie Palmiotti |
Guest Starring | Nelson Franklin | Will |
Guest Starring | Hector Hugo | Alejandro Montez |
Guest Starring | Matt Oberg | Buddy Calhoun |
Guest Starring | David Pasquesi | Andrew Meyer |
Guest Starring | Robert Pine | President Stevenson |
Guest Starring | June Diane Raphael | Helen Wright |
Guest Starring | Paul Scheer | Stevie |
Co-Starring | Chelsea Alden | Renee Holt |
Co-Starring | Dwayne Colbert | Mover |
Co-Starring | Makeda Declet | Denise |
Co-Starring | Danny Doherty | |
Co-Starring | Michael Echols | |
Co-Starring | Bo Foxworth | Hoyt Steptoe |
Co-Starring | Leila Joe | Ellen McLintock |
Co-Starring | Alexis Matthews | Lisa Jones |
Co-Starring | Heather McPhaul | Tracy |
Co-Starring | Lizzie Prestel | Clara |
Co-Starring | Erica Rhodes | Date #2 |
Co-Starring | Wayne Alon Scott | CBS Crew |
Co-Starring | Racheal Seymour | Woman Cop |
Co-Starring | Rena Strober | Crystal |