S06E03 - Georgia
No: 51 | Season: 6 Episode: | Air Date: 30-Apr-2017
Selina helps monitor the first free and democratic election in Georgia - the country, not the state - and is reunited with an old "friend." Meanwhile, Mike and Gary hide evidence of a major mishap, and Jonah and Richard have an eventful night out. Back in the U.S., Dan tries to help Amy.
Director and Writers
Director: Becky Martin
Story by: Billy Kimball
Selina: Congressman Ryan! I haven't spoken to you since the historic House vote. Yes, I just wanted to thank you for all that you've done for me, and I wanna let you know that I will destroy you in ways that are so creative, they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center.
Gary: I went out to get a terry cloth robe and there was this crowd and I asked them where Nordstrom's was and then the next thing I know, they dyed my thumb and an old lady who smelled like cumin wouldn't stop hugging me!
Mike: Mine smelled like paprika.
Murman: I trust I have made myself suitably clear.
Selina: As clear as the coffee table Danny Thomas had his hookers sh** on. It's an American expression. Danny Thomas also founded the St.Jude's Hospital for Children, so.
Murman: Ah, yes, the yin and the yang.
Marjorie: If you could not ejaculate for the next 72 hours, that would be ideal.
Dan: Okay, uh, could we start the clock in, like, 30 minutes? ...actually, no, make it 40. The girl I'm thinking of likes to talk first.
Selina: Eat the soup.
Selina: Because I'm hungry. I need to know if it's been poisoned.
Gary: (stammering) I don't wanna do that.
Selina: Just a tiny, tiny taste.
Gary: (nervously slurps some soup) It's delicious.
Gary: (to Mike) Is there anything happening to me?
Mike: I don't think so.
Selina: Oh, it has carrots in it. I'm not gonna eat that.
Minna: What did you think of Nikolai? Can I be uncharacteristically blunt with you? The poison? It did not engorge only his face, if you know what I mean. It also engorged his penis and made it very unusual texture of sea cucumber, so it's great for vaginal orgasms.
Selina: You're just in the middle of what we in America call...
Minna: A difficult situation...
Selina: ...a f**k fog.
Minna: Yes, and that as well. Yeah, in Finland, we call this the fever of the sausage.
Notes and Trivia
|Starring||Julia Louis-Dreyfus||Selina Meyer|
|Starring||Anna Chlumsky||Amy Brookheimer|
|Starring||Tony Hale||Gary Walsh|
|Starring||Reid Scott||Dan Egan|
|Starring||Timothy Simons||Jonah Ryan|
|Starring||Matt Walsh||Mike McLintock|
|Starring||Kevin Dunn||Ben Cafferty|
|Starring||Gary Cole||Kent Davison|
|Starring||Sam Richardson||Richard Splett|
|Guest Starring||Stephen Fry||Nikolai Genidze|
|Guest Starring||Phil Reeves||Andrew Doyle|
|Guest Starring||Sarah Sutherland||Catherine Meyer|
|Guest Starring||Eugene Alper||Murman Shalikashvili|
|Guest Starring||Peter Banifaz||Oleg Petradze|
|Guest Starring||Clea DuVall||Marjorie Palmiotti|
|Guest Starring||J.P. Manoux||Congressman Clark|
|Guest Starring||Seth Morris||Bill Jaeger|
|Guest Starring||Matt Oberg||Buddy Calhoun|
|Guest Starring||Sally Phillips||Minna Hakkinen|
|Co-Starring||David Douglas||Stage Manager|
|Co-Starring||Eduard Osipov||Desk Clerk|
|Co-Starring||Russo Shanidze||Georgian Newscaster|